I hate SEO companies. Below is my list of the most egregious SEO offenses. I know hate is a politically incorrect word, but in this case it is fitting. My disgust with SEO companies comes from days, and weeks of looking for pertinent SEO information. You might relate to a few of my top 10 offenses list. If you don’t, let it serve as a warning. 99% of all SEO companies on the web look, dress, and present the same off-putting website style.

10. Everybody is an “expert!” What a load. I imagine most “experts” are living in their parents basements, hitting the bong every hour or so.

9. Getting real information will cost me in blood. Why is it that the sizzle of SEO products over emphasizes the SEO steak? Then, when I get it, it becomes a doorway to repeatedly jack my wallet?

8. I can’t tell the difference between any of the sites. The look and feel are all the same. It’s as if they are saying “We copied the theme of the big SEO companies, so we are just like them” Go ahead and try to figure out the difference between a real SEO company and a phony. I’ll wait…

7. Everything will “explode” my profits! Really?! I could be selling vhs and beta machines for all you know. How much traffic will I need to explode my profits?

6. Everybody has a key to “the back door” of Google or Yahoo. Right. The only people with back door keys to Google and Yahoo are Google and Yahoo, and they don’t need them.

5. The dreaded “black hat SEO” warnings as endless page filling content. You can stop educating yourself reading this drivel, if you simply realize search engines frown on any type of spam marketing. Period. Black hat equals spam of any kind. Here is your diploma, now move on.

4. Everyday is “my lucky day” that I found the SEO sight I just found. All of my financial worries will be solved in 48 hours, and I will be on the road to “financial independence” lickety split. Here is a tip, there are no shortcuts. Earning money from a website takes vision, work, and tenacity everyday to make real money. You will also need a few utilities and analytical tools that you own to make your job easier.

3. I must attend some mucky muck conference. Why? Can’t I learn this stuff in front of my computer in my jammies? I’ll rip and burn the DVD a week after it’s over.

2. The snobbery is exasperating. I don’t need somebody telling me my sight “is a prime candidate for deep SEO work.” Translation: drink the cool-aid, and money will magically appear in my bank account, after SEO’s drain it! I don’t think so, sir.

1. Snake oil selling websites can hit a top page rank, while long seated superior websites can be outshined by SEO tricks? I can’t stand optimizing for a search engine. I want optimization for legitimacy. The long term value my site has over my snakeoil selling bretheren. I vote for SOL. Search Optimization for Legitimacy!

CoolSEOMarketingDirectory.com is a new kind of do it yourself SEO website. The website is completely open and free. All of the products promoted are a gathering of the best SEO tools the entire web has to offer, and are not site specific tools. CoolSEOMarketingDirectory.com is a black themed, unconventional, one of a kind SEO website. This site will repel half of the visitors who come to it, based on looks alone. I say too bad for them. There are thousands of run of the mill SEO sites out there. Real SEO rewards the unique and the relevant. In truth SEO is for the people not for search engines. CoolSEOMarketingDirectory.com is the future of SEO, and it is yours for the taking. Check it out.

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